Me, in the morning:
2020 can’t get any worse.
Me, in the afternoon (at the ER):
I got stung by a bee at the car wash. I’m going into anaphylactic shock.
Nurse: Do you have an Epipen?
Me: The Democratic Party stole it.
2020 can’t get any worse.
Me, in the afternoon (at the ER):
I got stung by a bee at the car wash. I’m going into anaphylactic shock.
Nurse: Do you have an Epipen?
Me: The Democratic Party stole it.
